Guy 1: Dude you were so drunk last night
Guy 2: I wasn't that drunk
Guy 1: You were chopping up a pineapple and yelling," Spongebob I know you're in there!!!!"

Spongebob
Guy 1: Dude you were so drunk last night
Guy 2: I wasn't that drunk
Guy 1: You were chopping up a pineapple and yelling," Spongebob I know you're in there!!!!"