This is a true story so please don't think I made this up and this is what I did.
Me: *chopping up Fruit Loops*
Me: Look mom I'm a Cereal killer!
Mom: Do you know what a serial killer is?
Me: Yeah! It is a person who kills cereal! DUH!
Mom: No, it is a person who kills multiple people.
Me: *Using my fist to kill Fruit Loops*
Me: I'm a cereal killer!
Mom: S-e-r-i-a-l killer... You are killing multiples of cereal!
Me: I'm still a cereal killer!!!!!
