Cereal Killer

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This is a true story so please don't think I made this up and this is what I did.

Me: *chopping up Fruit Loops*

Me: Look mom I'm a Cereal killer!

Mom: Do you know what a serial killer is?

Me: Yeah! It is a person who kills cereal! DUH!

Mom: No, it is a person who kills multiple people.

Me: *Using my fist to kill Fruit Loops*

Me: I'm a cereal killer!

Mom: S-e-r-i-a-l killer... You are killing multiples of cereal!

Me: I'm still a cereal killer!!!!!

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