It was early apremver, and I was pooping at jack in the box. The poop was very nice, but I knew that in my heart buzzfeed was nicer. In the middle of my intense pooping there was a knock on my stall door...
BUT WAIT, BEFORE THE DOOR OPENS REMEMBER TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE AND HIT THAT NOTIFICATION BELL TO BECOME PART OF THE NOTIFICATION SQUAD.
Safia walked in, "I'm on my period," she said. I just sat there astonished, for I, pewds, was also on my period. "I'M STEELING BUZZFEED," she proclaimed and i sat there, tears falling from my eye holes. I gasped as my poop came out faster, but it wouldn't do anything, other than clog the toilet."I'M IN BUZZFEED TOO, YOU CANT JUST ZTEAL IT FROM ME," I yelled getting up and pulled my pants up with anger rtttrtrttrttrtrtt. Safia slams the door shut in my face as my treats flooded the already flooded toilet.
My pugahz ran in and comforted me bit I knew that "I would never be the same," by Camila Cabello. I had a big poster of her, also known as flower hair, next to my dodie Clark shrine next to my wet tooth.
And then...
The end bros
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Gudbai
See u later pewds is out
