(Otto x Riley. Great Fan Fiction. SocialyAnxious )
One day Otto was sitting in his room on Grindr. He was swiping left because the men were all pedosexuals. He found one person who's account said "I'm not a man, but I'm not a woman, so I'm here." He was like "Damn that's smexy" and he swiped right.
They met up and he was like "Damn that's smexy." He got Riley pergananant and they didn't want a baby because pergananant is bad.
They decided "I want to be a stripper" so they went into a car and stripped on a pole while pergananant. Another car came and crashed into it. The cars blew up and Riley went flying off of a cliff. They were so shocked, they went into labor. They fell into a river and died.
At this time, Otto was wing-suiting in Rio. He was flying when all of a sudden he lost control and flew into the giant Jesus statue and died.
Rip Otto. Death by Jesus.
Rip Riley. Death by Sluttyness.
