V (boyxboy short stories)

VxVxVxVxVxV (story mix)

     Nineteen and jobless, Vinny saw the opportunity of this whole deal as an easy way to make money. Dress up in a gorilla costume, hide in the bushes and scare homos.

     Basically, Los Angeles was having this whole LGBT festival thing going on, with people coming from all around the world to support it. Some punks took advantage of that and invested in a prank video, 'Gays react'. Whenever Vinny was to see people wearing rainbow accessories pass by the bush, he'd jump and scare them. He was bound to have quite some victims, as the park he was in had to be crossed in order to reach the festival.

     But he wasn't going to scare them before the parade started or during it, that'd be suicide, he'd do it after it was done. At night, with less people to choose from. Hopefully, anyway, because Vinny was well near asphyxiation in the costume, and the sweat on his skin was so thick it could be considered a second costume.

     "You ready?" he heard from his single earphone. It was the host speaking, some guy in his mid twenties, hiding further away next to an amateur cameraman. It was all for a Youtube video, nothing professional, though it was bound to get viral.

     "Sure." Vinny murmured, then pushed some of the bushes aside with the big furry hands of the costume.

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     [Virus the Virus]

     Peeking through the leaves, he saw to guys approach. The shorter one, a brunet, was hugging the arm of the taller one, a black haired man, both wearing matching rainbow caps. The brunet also had a tiny flag pinned in the waist of his pants, bouncing with the movements of his hips.

     The short one was laughing and the black haired man was spinning a finger while saying some joke perhaps. Vinny sighed, ready to wipe the laughter off their faces, preferably replace it with more.

     "A'ight, go!"

     Vinny slowly walked out of the bushes with his arms in the air and then jumped, flailing all around while attempting to roar.

     The brunet's eyes widened and he mutely flailed his arms around, jumping in pace with Vinny. After a few bounces he stopped dead and let out a short 'Ah!', covering his chest.

     Well that was a weird enough reaction...

     The black haired man laughed wholeheartedly at his boyfriend's doings and then at the gorilla.

     "This!" the shorter one pointed at the gorilla. "This is why I insist we don't go out!" he complained, walking ahead awkwardly. The black haired man watched him go with scoffs of laughter, then patted Vinny on the furry arm and left to dart a consoling arm over his boyfriend's shoulder.

     "That was shit, man, we're paying you! Try harder, be one with the gorilla!"

     "Like mother like son, hah?" the cameraman joked from beside the host, not thinking Vinny would hear.

     The young man sighed heavily and went back into the bushes.

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     [Vicent and the gravedigger]

     For the nth time, Vinny tried to pick his nose, only to realize there was a stupid mask and a stupid furry glove in the way. He sighed and jumped around, his legs tired. There's been more people meanwhile, men and women and some that were in between, and he was already tired of doing this, but it didn't seem to be stopping anytime soon.