Life Survial Guide -Kpop Version-

How to survive with EXO (Exo K & Exo M)

Question: How should one react when others make fun of them and judging them for being a K-pop fan. (I am the only one in my school that likes K-pop)

People make fun and say that I'm into Chinese people and it starts to get racist, and they just see you in the hallways and say "Oh! She's the girl that likes Asians and Chinese music!" Or some of my friends think I'm weird and say stuff like "Kpop is horrible...Why don't you listen to American music?... You're so weird..." They also use it against me, like if I say that American music is mostly about sex, drugs, and alcohol, they say it's better than K-Pop. And since I'm only less than half percent Asian they still think it's weird because they count me as more Mexican than Filipina or Colombian. I just don't know how to deal with it....

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Kai's POV

          "I'm hungry." D.O hyung stuck out his head and rubbed his eyes. The dorm had no food since no one bothered to go grocery shopping and no one had the time to because we were either practicing or we were at the broadcast stations or sleeping.

          "What do you guys want to eat." Suho hyung tossed the takeaway fliers on the floor and all twelve of us poured over the colorful papers. I personally grabbed the flyer from my favorite chicken house. 

          "Chinese food!" Suho hyung and smiled, "Jajangmyun for me."

          "Chinese food!" Tao yelled excitedly. "I want fried dumplings!"

          "Sushi!" Sehunnie hooted loudly,

          "I need a pick me up, so coffee." Xiumin hyung rubbed his cheeks. "So tired."

          "Kimchi spaghetti all the way." D.O hyung raised a fist.

          "Chicken CHICKEN!" I waved excitedly. "Team cluck!"

          "Chicken isn't my style. I want Korean beef." Kris hyung said in a bored tone.

          "Grilling! I want to go grilling too!" Luhan hyung perked up.

          "Call!" Chanyeol hyung leaned heavily onto Luhan. "Meat! Oh yeeeeh, those meat juices."

          "I don't care as long as I get food." Chen hyung shrugged,

          "I want rice. Anything with rice." Baekhyun grinned. "You guys fight it out!"

          "What do you want to eat, Lay?" Suho hyung asked when he noticed Lay hyung was being unusually quiet and he was thinking deeply.

          "I want Baekhyun's grandmother's cooking." Lay hyung raised his hand awkwardly, everyone went silent and stared at him. "What? I really want to try Baekhyun's grandmother's cooking." 

          That is exactly why Lay hyung is a unicorn. His personality is so 4D it is at the brink of extinction. Wait.... are there unicorns in real life?.... Rephrase. Lay hyung's personality is so 4D it is almost fictional. 

          "My grandparents live in Yanggu-gun Gangwondo. That is like two hours and forty five minutes to three hours away from Seoul." Baekhyun patted Lay's back. "Maybe next time."

          "Jongdae hyung, Baekhyun hyung, Lay hyung. Join my team. We can get a whole fried chicken and a chicken with seasoned sauce. Very yummy." I bribed, "Rice goes well with chicken."

          With a few simple words I managed to gain three followers. Things are looking good for me. I shall convert every Exo member to the Chicken clan. I stared at Kyungsoo hyung and threw an arm over his shoulder. "Hyung, let's have chicken today and then we can make kimchi spaghetti tomorrow. Ok?"