Life Survial Guide -Kpop Version-

How to survive with B.A.P

Question: How do you deal with fans who are overprotective of their bias and are willing to argue with you for an hour if you don't like them?

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          "Who is your favorite Girls Generation member?"  Himchan spread the poster onto the bed and all the guys huddled around it. This all started when they were at a an meeting, a random fan gave Himchan, Girl's Generation's poster for no reason at all. "I call dibs on Yoona sunbaenim!"

          Yongguk left the guys to go take a shower, Zelo pursed his lips and stared at his pretty sunbaenims. "I think Sooyoung sunbaenim is nice... and tall."

          "Tiffany sunbaenim is closest to my type." Daehyun said after putting a lot of thought. 

          "Who is your bias?" Himchan elbowed Jongup's arm, "Don't be shy, now. Tell us."

          "I like Minzy!" Jongup chirped, "Gong Minzy from 2ne1!"

          "Oh! I like 2ne1 too! Dara sunbaenim!" Youngjae said excitedly and did a high five with Jongup. 

          "What do you mean by that? Do you mean you don't like SNSD!?" Himchan asked incredulously, 

          "No, I just like 2ne1 more." Jongup raised a hand, "Calm down, hyung. What is the big deal?"

          "YAH! Girls Generation are goddesses! They are Aphrodite reincarnated!" Daehyun said in his Madam Jung voice. "Yet you can't choose a bias?!"

          "Wait, hyungs, let's hear them out." Zelo mediated, "Why do you like 2ne1 sunbaenims?"

          "They're so cool." Jongup said and opened his arms in an attempt to explain how cool 2ne1 were, "Minzy sunbaenim dances really well."

          "I like Dara sunbae's smile, she has a pretty smile." Youngjae said in a dazed tone, "She's my bias, it doesn't mean I don't like Girls Generation."

          "This is pretty ridiculous!" Zelo shook his head and covered his eyes, "How can Jonguppie hyung AND Youngjae hyung... I am ashamed."

          "It is a personal preference!" Youngjae protested, 

          "NO, BOY. CHOOSE A MEMBER OF GIRLS GENERATION OR THERE WILL BE NO FOOD FOR YOU." Himchan yelled in a sassy diva voice, everyone around him winced and took a step back. 

          "Ugh, overprotective." Youngjae muttered, 

          "Yongguk hyung!" Zelo yelled, Yongguk just came out from the shower with a towel around his neck, drying his damp hair making it stick up like a black pompom. He was wearing the baggiest trousers with a giant t-shirt going for comfort over style. "Yongguk hyung, Youngjae hyung and Jongup hyung don't like Girls Generation-"

          "I never said that!" Jongup yelped, but Zelo continued.

          "They can't even find a bias, not even an ideal type." Zelo shook his head and tittered at Youngjae and Jongup who were holding the bridges of their noses in frustration. 

          "How many times do I have to repeat this? I DO like Girls Generation sunbaenim, it's just that Dara sunbaenim is my ultimate bias." Youngjae said slowly, pronouncing every word slowly like he was talking to a bunch of kindergartners in the sandbox eating sand. "I never said I hated them, I never said I don't like them. I just think that they are all equally good."

          "FYI, for your information, YOUR BIASES ARE TAKEN OFF THE MARKET. THEY HAVE HANDSOME BOYFRIENDS WHO TREAT THEM WELL!" Youngjae and Jongup yelled in refute. Daehyun, Zelo and Himchan instantly deflated.