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🚩 W A R N I N G!!!!

Please do not get offended. If you want to complain, blame the Google for posting this one on Google which caught my eye, aye?

Here are how the signs will (probably) during like during a zombie apocalypse.

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Aries:
Makes themselves the leader but always leads people into trouble

Taurus:
Complains about having to eat canned food

Gemini:
Forgets not to talk when zombies are nearby

Cancer:
Get shit done but complains they do everything

Leo:
Constantly upset by the fact that their hair is oily

Virgo:
Demands that everyone should focus on acquiring deorodant

Libra:
Tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood

Scorpio:
Is happy that they can now kill something without guilt

Sagittarius:
Must prove that they can kill the most zombies

Capricorn:
Finds an actual place to hide because everyone is incompetent

Aquarius:
Starts daydreaming but gets bit

Pisces:
Cries

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Aye....true for me tho.
#Sagittarius4life

Question - How old are you?

Me - 14 years old😧😝😊😄

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