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anonymous | the girl

26/12/17
2:53 AM

hy how are u?

r u thre?

hallo?

dude, it's freaking midnight. stop. spamming.

and also.. do I know you??

yeah! v met ysterday!

o really?

i aint kidin!

firstly, your typing is tripping me off.

its you'r not your!

no it isn't.

secondly, I don't think I met someone new yesterday.

unless you've contacted a wrong number..

but v did meet! u dont understand!

..in which case I'll have to either block or report you..

jhushsishisopfjodk!

..or both.

pls wait! lemme esplain!

will you stop using exclamatory marks? youre seriously annoying.

oh I thought the wre full stops!

you used them again!

force of habit.

at least now you're speaking sophisticatedly.

not speaking, txting.

just a figure of speech.

spech dont have figres. girks do.

ahh you seriously are too drunk.

go home or something, you might get in an accident.

its gud to see that u care bout me.

n tht can onny mean one thing.

what?

u hav feelings for me.

what the fudge.

don cuss on me babe.

you need some serious medical attention.. and a dictionary.

u care so mch about me.

im gonna go puke right now.

ill brng u a ducket?

you mean a bucket?

are you dyslexic or something?

dont u judge me! im drnk.

like no one could guess that.

tell me, how r u.

you realise that sounded creepy?

listen, i'm not reporting you or anything only because you're drunk and helpless right now.

you can apologise for texting me so late after you sober up ok?

too. mani. wordz.

uhh, i can't stand this any longer.

goodbye.

nevr say goobye :(

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