March 14th 9:46 AM
Namjoon;
good morning buckaroo. i'm 100% aware i am bothering you.
Ida;
you're not my fucking father fuckeroo. i'm s l e e p y
Namjoon;
so am I, but this city doesnt have enough room for two s l e e p y buckaroos. and who says i'm not your father? i could be the man who created u. i'm god.
Ida;
It's Saturday buckaroo. Let me s l e e p. I'll dream about how weird dicks are.
Namjoon;
Dicks are pretty weird. Last night, i beat my neat so hard that when I pee, my dickhole burns. like satan in a yellow liquid busting out of my penis.
Ida;
Talk about your dick one more time and I'm blocking your number Namjoon.
Namjoon;
oof okay sorry. had to find some way to wake you up. penis is always a great topic.
Ida;
That worked pretty well
Namjoon;
Good Morning Idaho. The home of the potato. Or is it Ohio?
Ida;
Weirdo
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