"Y'know what's funny?"
"no what?"
"the fact that you know you're going to be really good friends friends with someone you met less than 2 minutes ago"
"hm. that is pretty funny."
Namjoon; do you think i'll ever see you in person? you live pretty far.
I'm not all that sure. Namjoon lives in South Korea and I live in the U.S. Time zones don't stop me from texting him. I don't want Joonie to see my face anyway. It's horrifying.
Ida; I don't know. Probably. I've never really seen your face before. Mind sending a pic?
nOT A PICTURE OF YOUR "HUMONGOUS FAT PENIS"
Namjoon; Oh sure. You're probably dying to see such a handsome face, aren't you?
Ida; yEs dADDY NAMJOON. i'vE bEEn dYinG tO sEe haNDSOmE oPPa's fACe fOR ALL thE tHRee dAYS i'vE knOwN hIM 😩😩😩😩😩
Namjoon; iF u inSIST prInCEsS IdAHo
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Ida; wow... you're pretty. i guess
Namjoon; Ik ik princess. my flawless hair and eyes are too much for you to take in at once.
fucking marry me right the fuck now. namjoon is more handsome than i expected. And how he calls me princess makes my cheeks heat up, though he is thousands and thousands of miles away from me.
Ida; You can't handle how nasty i look joonie.
Joonie😗; False. I bet you are the prettiest thing i would ever lay my eyes on.
