South park one-shots

10. Craig x tweek: coffee

It was early in the morning, a little to early for Craig himself, but he somehow found himself in his kitchen with a tent in his boxers.

The male was grumbling, unhappy at his boyfriend, whom denied having sex last night, his erection painful this morning.

The male finally came up with a perfect plan of revenge.

His boyfriend, Tweek likes to dump a butt load of sugar in his coffee when he gets up, witch is pretty early.

Craig smirked as he replaced the sugar with table salt, a simple revenge.

By now the male's boner was long gone by now, laying flat in his boxers as his blonde boyfriend came in.

"Y-your up early." His twitchy blonde boyfriend mumbled setting a glass of water in the microwave.

"Yeah, had pains all night long." The black haired male mumbled, referring to his dead erection.

"O-oh." Tweek replied, as he set his cup of steaming water on the counter, adding the normal ingredients, a lot of what he assumed was sugar.

A small smirk found its way onto Craig's face as he watched Tweek drink the coffee.

"Reminds m-me of my parents c-coffee." Tweek rambled, taking another gulp of the salty coffee.

"Weak." Craig mumbled to himself, forgetting the simple fact that Tweek loved all coffee.