jeremike oneshots

gay or European

Ahhh don't kill me >^<
Also sorry not sorry >:3
(Oh and I say added a lot XD)

  "There right there!" Yelped fritz pointing at mike,who was looking at the crowd,consisting of fritz,Jeremy, doll,Vincent, Scott,and doodlz (my OC >:3) "look at that tan,well tinted skin!"
"Look at that killer shape he's in..." Added Jeremy.
"Look at that slightly stubbly chin" added Scott."oh please he's gay totally gay" Vincent rolled his eyes.
"I'm not about to celebrate,Every trait could indicate,a totally straight expatriate. This guys not gay a say not gay" countered Scott, shaking his head.
Soon everyone except mike sang "that is the elephant in the room,well is it relevant to assume,that a man who wears perfume, is automatically radically gay."
"Look at his coiffed and crispy locks" fritz observed.
"Look at his silk translucent socks" added Vincent.
"There's the eternal paradox. Look at what we're seeing" doodlz sang.
"What are we seeing" echoed the rest of the crowd (of course not counting mike)
"Is he gay" asked fritz
"Oh course he's gay" added Jeremy
"Or European" finished Vincent
"Ohhhhhh" coursed the crowd.
Everyone pondered on it for a while before singing "is he gay or European? Its hard to guarantee. Is he gay or European?" Everyone looked to doodlz,the author of this one shot.
"Well hey don't look at me" yelped doodlz.
"Well they bring there boys up different in those charming foreign ports." Sang doll,looking at mike with a dreamy look in her eyes.
"They play peculiar sports in shiny shirts and tiny shorts." Added Scott,a encyclopedia in his hands.
"Gay or foreign fella,the answer could take weeks." Everyone pondered.
"They both say things like chao bella" added doll.
"While they kiss you on both cheeks."
Also Jeremy.
"Oh please" mumbled doll.
"Gay or European? So many shades of gray!" Sang out the crowd ounce again.
"Depending on the time of day the French go either way." Added Scott
"Is he gay or European? Or-" but before the crowd could finish doll yelled "THERE RIGHT THERE! Look at that condescending smirk,seen on every guy at work. That is a hetro metro jerk,this guys not gay I say no way!"
" that is the elephant in the room.well is it relevant to assume that a hotte in that costume." Continued the crowd
"Automatically radically." Sang Vincent
"Ironically chronically." added Scott
"Certainly pertin'ly" added fritz
"genetically medically" finished doodlz
"GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY-" yelled out crowd until mike tried to leave. "DAM IT!" yelled out the crowd as they pulled mike back.
"Gay or European?" The crowd started.
"So styles and relaxed." Added Scott
"Is he gay or European?" Continued the crowd.
"I think his chest is waxed" added Jeremy, a blush tinting his face.
"But they bring their boys up different where its culturally diverse." Scott flipped the pages to the encyclopedia.
"Its not a fashion curse,if wears a quilt or wears a purse." (I am sorry about that last line there I think I got it wrong >^<)
"Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code" the crowd sang
"Yes his accent is hypnotic-" added Jeremy,looking up with a dreamy look
"Yet his shoes are pointy toed"finished doll
"Huh"
"Gay or European? So many shades of gay!" Yelped out the crowd
"But if he turns out straight, I'm free at eight on Saturday" sang doll,winking at mike.
"Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro-" sang out the crowd.
"WAIT! Give me a chance to crack this guy,I have an idea I'd like to try" doodlz yelped out.
"The floor is yours" replied scott
Doodlz walked over to mike and asked "so Mr Schmidt this alleged relationship with doll has been going on for"
Mike blinked and replied "2 years"
"And your first name again is...?"
"Mike"
"And your boyfriends name is...?"
"Jeremy"
Everyone except doodlz gasped.
"Wait! I misunderstood! You said boyfriend, I thought you said best friend! Jeremy is my" mike paused "best friend."
"You bastard! You lying bastard!" Yelled out jeremy, everyone turned to the now triggered male.
"That's it I won't cover for you anymore. People I have a big announcement to make!"
"This man is gay and European!"
"WOAH"
"And never is disgrace. You got to stop being your completely closet case. Its me not her he's seeing (that her is doll) no matter what he says!"
"I swear he never ever ever swing the other way!"
"You are so gay! You big parfait! You flamming boy band Carteret!"
"I'm straight!" Yelped out mike
"You where not yesterday" smirked Jeremy.
"So if I may,i'm proud to say,HE'S GAY!"
"AND EUROPEAN!" added the crowd
"HE'S GAY!"
"AND EUROPEAN!"
"HE'S GAY!"
"AND EUROPEAN AND GAY!"
"FINE OK I'M GAY!" Yelped out Mike, his face a steady red.
"HORARYYYYYYY"

ahhhhh i'm finally done!
My fingers hurt now.
Welp hope ya enjoy!
my version of mike is actually not European sadly sorry