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Mike evilly smiled,his blue eyes sparkling mischievously. "Hey Jere do you know what satin's favorite kind of egg is?" Jeremy looked to mike,nose scrunching. "What is it" Jeremy groaned. "Deviled eggs." Mike laughed. "Michael I swear."Magic pastel horses
Jeremy opened his amber eyes,yawning slightly. "Where are we" he groggily asked,feeling something on his back stretch. "Jeremy y-your a horse! A calico one at that" mike exclaimed, his head cocked in confusion. It was true,Jeremy was a white pegasus with a black mane,tail,and wings,sporting a brown spot on his right eye and flank. What mike didn't know is that he was a tan unicorn with a brown mane and tail.
No regretsThe nine lives of a leader
Ok ok so this is a warrior cat thing that I actually wrote for the story I am writing. Orangetail is Jeremy as a warrior,cyanheart is mike, and goldstar is my OC doodlz but as a warrior cat XD oh I almost forgot that the four clans from the original series where renamed colorclan, timberclan, nightclan,and dreamclan.Orangetail pressed his nose to the moonstone, at first when he opened his eyes he thought that it was all a dream,that goldstar was still alive and they had just reached fourtrees,but the silver glow around everything said otherwise. Soon the stars around him started to shift and take the form of cats,hundreds of them. "Are you ready orangetail,to revive the nine lives and name of a leader?" Said what seemed to be the clearing in unison. "Y-yes" orangetail shakily stuttered, he felt like a kit before starclan. Then nine cats padded out of the ranks of starclan and stood before the calico tom. The first cat to step up was a white tabby she cat with light ginger stripes, her star filled amber eyes locked on her grandson. "Poppyshine" orangetail whispered,as he starred at the elder. The she-cat nodded and mewed " I shall give you your first life, the life of connection, use it well to stay connected with your clanmates and us." Poppyshine motioned her tail to the star filled clearing. Then the she-cat pressed her nose to orangetail's head, causing the Tom's mind to race with images of cats fighting, sharing tounges, hunting, talking, and healing. Soon the images stopped as the she-cat pulled back and stepped back into the group. The second cat was a ancient black and white time with pale amber eyes and a long slick tail. "I am tallstar. I used to be the leader of a clan named windclan. I shall give you your second life the life of relations. Use it to keep any relations you have strong and to let the new ones in your life to grow and flourish." Then the ancient leader pressed his nose in the same spot poppyshine pressed hers. Orangetail relished this life, he felt safe and happy in a clearing full of clanmates, alive and dead. Then the tom pulled back,nodded and padded back to the group. The third cat to step up was a snow white she-cat with light grey splotches, crystal blue eyes dazzling in the silver glow. "I am frostsong. I shall give you your third life, the life of justice. Use it to treat every cat fairly and when needed punish the troublemakers with a fair and clear mind" then like the two before her pressed her nose to orangetail's forehead. His life felt like a cold fire starting at the spot the she-cat pressed her nose to and spreading throughout his pelt like wild fire. Then what felt like moon, she finally pulled back and went back to the group. The fourth cat to step up was a golden brown tom with piercing amber eyes and sporting a mane of chestnut colored fur. "I am lionsong and i shall give you your fourth life, the life of bravery. Use it well to be brave even in the most fearful times and no matter what to be strong fore even the most fearful timid kit." Then the tom crouched down to press his nose to orangetail's chest. This life felt the sane but even worse then the third one, instead if starting in his forehead it started in his chest. Then before the calico tom thought he would pass out from the pain, lionsong pulled back and joined the group ounce more.
Wow I forgot about this XD mostly cause Christmas break ended a month ago and school yadda yadda yadda. Welp imma not finish the nine lives of a leader cause it will take too long and I need to get this out ^^; sorry guys. I still hope ya enjoy!
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