The Dense Jongel

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Josh tracked through the tangled undergrowth, carefully storing the Gourds in his pelican like beak. Neiner whispered intimately into Renault's ear "Who is the biological human Male?"
"Josh Hutcherson - one half of the ship Peenis from the hunger games" - Renault answered
"Thanks, I hate it" - Neiner said, decidedly.

Stumbling over vast swathes of fallen foliage and stringing roots, knitting over each other like a mangled mess of writhing rats. Josh entered an opening. Light trickled through the canopy in jubilant rays and illuminated the missy carpet that lay before him with a dance of light. He edged onward, ensure the Gourds were safe in his trusty man mouth.

He tripped.

He awoke, a scene of light and dark green swayed gently above him and a deep boom was heard - seemingly from miles away. Following the boom, was a hurried scattering noise, and the sound of someone speaking.

"Oh deedly dee oh Guinness and sweeney"

"WHOMST" Josh emoted, with a yodelling screech in his voice

"Dublin Dublin Dublin Catholicism and the troubled times"

Confused, josh slowly sat up. His ankle in searing pain but in his foot he felt nothing. He looked down to see only 1 complete limb. But that was not his only confusion.

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