Tai: who's namjoon and how he be breaking beds ? 🌚
Tai: ?Unknown: he's good at destroying things without trying
Tai: is he good at destroy pussy ?
OH SHIT I MEANT People
*UNKNOWN TYPING*Unknown: idk I'll ask him
Tai: I MEANT PEOPLE LIKE WHOLE HUMANS
Tai: gotta Zayn !!
I quickly got out the chat
And threw my phone beside me.
"You had one job" I mumbled to myself picking out the phone again seeing another notification from a different numberUnknown : save my number as pussy destroyer
Namjoon ?
Tai: namjoon ? Lmaoooo no
I went to change his name on the contact
Hideyakidshideyawife: whyyyyy
Hideyakidshideyawife: yoongi told you my NAME ? MY GOVERNMENT NAME
Tai: he got the wrong number sir
Tai : it's really not that seriousHideyakidshideyawife: you can call me rapmon or rapmonster
Or daddy,Wherever you like.
I changed his name again
Tai: okay
Tai: you deadass just snook daddy in there like I ain't see ?
Rm: I look like a daddy tho
🌚
Rm: a good one tooI-i-iEifjjjsmskanaffa BITCH WHAT HE SO FINE FORRR
NOT TODAY LORD
HIM AND YOONGAY OH LORDTai: I don't fuck wit demons sir
I'ma need you to tone that sexy ass down
Tai: 3.14159265358979323Rm: well thanks for the 'sexy ass' but I can't tone it down
Rm: Bitch did you just do pi
Rm: really right in front of my saladTai: 😭😭 I'm sorry it's just
Tai: I like pi
Tai: with ice cream tooRm: Jin, is it you ?
TF is a Jin who the fuck is a JinTai: nah b
Tai: IT'S YA GURL TAIWAN WIT THE BIG WAN
Tai: bitchRm: oh God
Rm: go to sleep child
Rm: I have work anyway
His fine ass got work ?
He could be a model and shit so can yoongay
They would make cool rappers too.Tai: what's yo job
Tai: how old is you bRm: I'm a ceo at space international 💀
Rm: I'm 23 , how old are you ?
He got them coins huh
" Sugar daddy here I co-"
I stopped myself because I know I could never.Tai: well damn , you must be smart
Tai: just for telling me this I'ma make you help with my homework
Tai : 18 my good sirRm: prove it
Rm: I'm not trying catch a caseTai: 😂
Rm: okay damn
Rm: WHATYOUSOHOTFOR?tai: well the sun was out that day and it was summer so
Rm: ....
Rm: you're a whole snackTai: when a snack call a snack a snack
Tai: how bout we make a whole dinnerRm: how does two snacks make a dinner ?
Tai: you ruined it ,
goodnightRm: lmao gn
I left our chat and went to yoongays
Tai: he a lil freaky one
Yoongay: big freaky one *
Tai: oop