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Tai: who's namjoon and how he be breaking beds ? 🌚
Tai: ?

Unknown: he's good at destroying things without trying

Tai: is he good at destroy pussy ?
OH SHIT I MEANT People
*UNKNOWN TYPING*

Unknown: idk I'll ask him

Tai: I MEANT PEOPLE LIKE WHOLE HUMANS
Tai: gotta Zayn !!
I quickly got out the chat
And threw my phone beside me.
"You had one job" I mumbled to myself picking out the phone again seeing another notification from a different number

Unknown : save my number as pussy destroyer​
Namjoon ?
Tai: namjoon ? Lmaoooo no
I went to change his name on the contact
Hideyakidshideyawife: whyyyyy
Hideyakidshideyawife: yoongi told you my NAME ? MY GOVERNMENT NAME
Tai: he got the wrong number sir
Tai : it's really not that serious

Hideyakidshideyawife: you can call me rapmon or rapmonster
Or daddy,Wherever you like.
I changed his name again
Tai: okay
Tai: you deadass just snook daddy in there like I ain't see ?
Rm: I look like a daddy tho
🌚
Rm: a good one too

I changed his name againTai: okayTai: you deadass just snook daddy in there like I ain't see ?Rm: I look like a daddy tho🌚Rm: a good one too

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I-i-iEifjjjsmskanaffa BITCH WHAT HE SO FINE FORRR
NOT TODAY LORD
HIM AND YOONGAY OH LORD

Tai: I don't fuck wit demons sir
I'ma need you to tone that sexy ass down
Tai: 3.14159265358979323

Rm: well thanks for the 'sexy ass' but I can't tone it down
Rm: Bitch did you just do pi
Rm: really right in front of my salad

Tai: 😭😭 I'm sorry it's just
Tai: I like pi
Tai: with ice cream too

Rm: Jin, is it you ?
TF is a Jin who the fuck is a Jin

Tai: nah b
Tai: IT'S YA GURL TAIWAN WIT THE BIG WAN
Tai: bitch

Rm: oh God
Rm: go to sleep child
Rm: I have work anyway​
His fine ass got work ?
He could be a model and shit so can yoongay
They would make cool rappers too.

Tai: what's yo job
Tai: how old is you b

Rm: I'm a ceo at space international 💀
Rm: I'm 23 , how old are you ?
He got them coins huh
" Sugar daddy here I co-"
I stopped myself because I know I could never.

Tai: well damn , you must be smart
Tai: just for telling me this I'ma make you help with my homework
Tai : 18 my good sir

Rm: prove it
Rm: I'm not trying catch a case

Tai: 😂

Rm: okay damnRm: WHATYOUSOHOTFOR?

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Rm: okay damn
Rm: WHATYOUSOHOTFOR?

tai: well the sun was out that day and it was summer so

Rm: ....
Rm: you're a whole snack

Tai: when a snack call a snack a snack
Tai: how bout we make a whole dinner

Rm: how does two snacks make a dinner ?

Tai: you ruined it ,
goodnight

Rm: lmao gn

I left our chat and went to yoongays

Tai: he a lil freaky one

Yoongay: big freaky one *

Tai: oop

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