Teetee: money bring yo ass on before we be late for your appointment
Monii: guhh don't rush me shit I had to get me some to eat first
Teetee: you always eating you act like you couldn't wait till we left the doctor hungry ass
Monii: what you want me to starve ight then bet
Teetee: monii I'll beat yo ass don't play with me
Monii: oooooouuuu shit OK daddy
Teetee: it's big daddy Tee
Monii: don't push it motherfucker
Teetee: I love u to
Monii pov:
Heyyy yall so I'm 4 months now for me to be 4 months I'm big not ta mention I am short an small at the top an a lil thick at the bottom but everything's great and yess me an teetee decided to give it another try we always wanted a family together so why not go for it we got in the car soon as she turn the car on my song start playing
Me: Sex with me, so amazing
All this hard work, no vacation
Stay up off my Instagram with your temptation
Hit a switch on a fake nigga like a station
Sex with me, so amazing
Sex with me, so amazing
Vodka and water, and a lemon
And a few other things I cannot mention
Ooh nana nana five fingers on it
Five fingers, hit it like you want it
I'ma hit it like I'm on it
Straight shots of the Buddha
Shots, shots, shots, sh-
Teetee :damn u like five fingers hell you be running when I use two shiid I have to chase yo ass down an make u take it
Me: shut the fuck up nasty ass fucker I can't sing shit without you turning it onto sum freaking
At the doctor:
We got inside an teetee sign our names on the checkin list
Dr smith: there u guys are for minute I thought you guys weren't going to show up
Teetee: sorry for the wait somebody had to take hours to get dress an get something to eat wen I told them to get there clothes out last night an we could stop on the way here to get something to eat
Me: guhh hush you ass wasn't gone stop an get me nun so shut up
Teetee: u damn right u can wait till we left here
Dr.Smith: alright ladies let's go see what your having
While he was putting the jell on the long stick thingy shit almost gave me a heart attack mind u this my first child I pulled teetee towards me an whispered
Me: this thing longer than your strap I hope he don't think he Finna push all dat shit in this
Teetee: shiid I'm kinda jealous nii hell it's longer than Mines he Finna touch my son head with Dat shit
(I forgot to mention she doesn't know it two so it's a surprise)
Dude shut tf up how the hell else he gone see what the baby is an who said it a girl
Teetee: me
Me: guhh please
Dr. Smith: yall do know I'm right here
Teetee&me: yes an
Dr. Smith laugh an tell us were a trip
Dr. Smith: your gonna feel a lil pressure
Teetee: same thing I said
Before I knew it I smack her on the back of the head an put her hand back in Mines
