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Be a dreamer like Marshall, Awesome like Barney, Amorous like Ted, Sweet like Robin, and Clever like Lily. This is just a collection of my favorite quotes from How I Met Your Mother. :) Hope you love them too.

The Universe.

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Ted: What do you think? 

                          
Barney: Robin again? Ted the universe clearly does'nt want you and Robin together. Don't piss off the universe, it'll slap you.  

                          
*slaps Ted* 

                          
Barney: It wasn't me, it was the universe. 

                          
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