A/N: Oh my god! Like thankyou so much for the 1K reads. It seriously means a lot *Sniffle* Thank you :) And being such a bad updater I am so sorry. My account was unfortunately locked or whatever so.. yeah. Anyway, enjoy!
Lily *To Barney*: Pick up a girl... wearing a garbage bag. You also can't use the letter E.
Barney *to random girl*: I want to buy you a drink. But first, what do I call you?
Girl: Elaine Edelstein.
Barney: How about I just call you... tomorrow?
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How I met Your Mother Quotes.
RandomBe a dreamer like Marshall, Awesome like Barney, Amorous like Ted, Sweet like Robin, and Clever like Lily. This is just a collection of my favorite quotes from How I Met Your Mother. :) Hope you love them too.