Harry Potter Texts 2

Harry's Rap

Harry- So I've listened to some muggle rap songs and I was greatly intrigued, so I wrote my own.

Hermione- oh boy

Harry- here goes

Harry- My name is Harry, the last one is Potter. Was cute in first year, now I'm even hotter. Got a friend named Hermione, the other one is Ron. Sure, I am their third wheel- but I'm the chosen one! I am a Gryffindor, the opposite of poor, think Snape's class is a bore and AHH MY SCAR IS SORE! I defeated Voldemort like a hundred times, and I've run out of stuff that rhymes...