A Story By Lancelot.

Chapter 1 - By: Lancelot

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Once upon a time in a journey long away a person named John Apple Connor Seed said, 

"I'm going to go jump on a horse through the forest!" 

And then, he saw a mushroom sitting on the edge lonely and as pretty as can be. He then said,  "Damn, that's a sexy mushroom." And then he's like, "I'm going to bring you home and cook you in my meat roast." 

But then, Robert Aidan Nathan, for short Ran, said, "It is a sexy mushroom but is surely to be poisonous." 

And then Jacs said, "Damn, you're sexy but go to hell." And then stomps on the mushroom. The mushroom cried.

While he was sad he was like, "I must go and jump on my horse," named Gon, "and finish my meat roast!" As he was wandering through the forest he turned and saw a gorgeous root. "Damn, that's a gorgeous root, my, my." Then, he was like, "I'm going to cook you in my roast cause you are gorgeous!" 

Then, he rides back to his shack in the middle of an open field, which is probably illegal, might I add, and goes in and is like, "OOH! I can smell the roast!" He then checks the roast to find it is over cooked. "Damn it, come on goat I need to do it again. Alright time to go into the field so everyone can watch." He raised his axe and then stops and then is like, "Damn it, you are a very sexy goat. I will spare your life but you have to live in my house like a human."

 But the goat started running off and Jacs was like, "Oh crap what do I name you? Oh! I'll name him Cloyd." Like then he was like, "Come back Cloyd!" Then Cloyd turns around, baasss, and then goes into the shack and makes the bed. 

"Oh, look at what a handy goat you are. Cloyd, you get fine meat roast!" Jacs then runs out into mountains and finds an Elk. He then returns to Cloyd and says, "Cloyd, you like Elk? Good. It might have diseases but oh well!" And then they eat the Elk and run off into the sun set. 

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