A Story By Lancelot.

Chapter 2 - By: Lancelot

The next day they were sitting together and Jacs was like, "Damn, Cloyd. You so sexy. Ohh god cloyd cloyd, oh snap your a girl! Oh this weird. Well I guess there is only one thing to do name u cloyda. And guess what I have an idea, I will marry you. "

So, the next day, Jacs puts cloyda in a bag with holes and then they walk down the aisle together. And then he looks at her and is like, "Damn, Goat. You're sexy. Alright, I got an idea. Since I am a six foot and 9 inches and 3 quarters tall and you are only 1 foot and 1/6 inches tall I will need to put you on stilts. 

Then the reverend speaks. "Do you, Jacs, take this sexy goat in marriage and in health? Or whatever I'm supposed to say?" 

Then Jacs says, "I do, take Sexy Cloyda in marriage." Then Cloyda says, "Bob." And then Jacs asks, "ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?" Then Cloyda goes, "Bob." And then Jacs says, "Oh it okay we have open marriage." Then they licked each other on their lips and then they went home and then he was like, "Oh, you should probably sleep in the sink cause like I don't got any room for you." The goat bawd and laid in the sink on their wedding night. 

2/2 THE ENDDDDDD