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Me: HELOOO! and welcome to the first Ask The Creepypastas!!

Jeff: hey! you said I could do the intro!

Me: oops.

Jeff: You suck!

Me: You suck more

Jane: *Rolls eyes* Will you both just shut up??!!

Jeff; *comes at me with knife*

E.J: *Shakes head*

Slendy: Guys break it up!

Ben: can I do the first question

Jeff: No! I am!!

Ben: *Flicks Jeff*

Jeff: *Punches Ben*

Sally: Ya know, I can-

Slendy: Every one STOP IT! May I read the first question?

Me: sure slender!

Ben: WHAT?!

Me: Yeah! Suckit!

Jeff: No! What the-

Slendy: ALRIGHT!! The first question is from AnyaMPtx, Slendy, how did you get so tall? Do you eat a lot if broccoli?

Jeff: No he takes steroids.

Slendy: Never! That would be horrific! I was created like this, for I am not human, nor do I like broccoli.

Ben: Sure. Now can I read?

Jeff: NO! YOU LITTLE $&"@ I AM READING!

L.J: I can always just sit here....

Ben: Oh! Your here!

L.J: No crap.

Jeff: ILL KILL! I. READ. NEXT.

Me: KAY! FINE!

Jeff: Okay! Next question is from

L.J: Can I read after?

Jeff: STOPINTERUPTING!

L.J: Kay! Jeez!

Jeff: Kay. Finally. Thank you.

Jane: Hurry up already!!

Jeff: Shut up you bi-

E.J: I'm getting hungry...

Me: OH MY GOD JUST READ! NOW!

Jeff: KAY! THE NEXT QUESTION.. is from Jeffs_girl...

Jane: OOOOOH! JEFFYWEFFY GOT A GIIIRRRLL!!

Jeff: NO! STOP! THESE DUMB FANGIRLS THINK-

Me: SHUT UP AND READ THE FRIKIN QUESTION!

Jeff: Kay. She asks Slender, who is your lady? Haha, Ash is mine.

Slendy: Thank you for calling me Slender over Slendy, I appreciate it. I can conclude that I-

Jeff: SLEND STOP BEING SO BORING!

Slendy: Excuse -

L.J: Yeah! C'mon! You too formal!

Slendy: Fine. I AINT GOT NO FUGGIN LADY!

Jane: Hmm. Gettin there.

Ben: Well.... it's better.

E.J: Nope!

L.J: Uuuhh,

Hoody: I'm done. Someone FRIKIN read another question.

Masky: ME! PLEASE!

Slendy: No! I asked!

Me: Ya know what? Were done! Bye!

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