How beep beep lettuce is vital to our heath

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A lot of you may be wondering how is a meme vital to our health?  Well I'm here to explain! (aren't you lucky to have me here)

DISCLAIMER: Half of this information probably isn't accurate (other than the fact beep beep lettuce is vital to human health)

This meme is vital to our health because it shows the importance of lettuce and how lettuce that goes beep beep can increase a hormone called endorphins, otherwise known as the happiness hormone. Endorphins are vital to our health because they supposedly reduce pain and act the same way cocaine does. (don't do drugs kids) And face it, who doesn't want to smile a little? (if you answer no, there's seriously something wrong with you. Same goes for those of you that don't think beep beep lettuce is hilarious or at least funny)

So as a recap,

Beep Beep Lettuce releases a hormone called endorphins

These hormones are vital to health and make you happy SO that ULTIMATELY makes beep beep lettuce vital to human health


Mk's POV

Does this mean that if I said beep beep lettuce to my crazy cousin it would work as a psychological cure? 

Nida's POV

Yea, sure, sure, let's go with that. 

Mk:

By my crazy cousin I mean me.

Nida:

WTF? 

how can you be your own cousin???

Mk

Because I can. 

Nida:

Ok.... 

someone get this child a therapist or sumthin I can't deal with this...

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