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A long time ago, there is this fucking loser. He was such a loser everybody called him loser. But it turned out he wasn't a loser. He was a girl, don't assume his gender. A long time ago this loser feel in love. In a polyandrous relationship, with Steven Universe. Pearl and Steve. There beautiful relationship. Blossom into a beautiful flower. Just then, Kylo Ren came out SHIRTLESS and DAMN WAS HE HAWT!1!1 #dontassumemygender anyway. There relationship blossom in to a beautiful flower while Kylo sulked in depression. And hat flower killed everybody. This is dedicated to my bae Jake Paul. #dontassumemygender. Chesse is good, especially cheddar. But ham is better. And i like turtles. #dontassumemygender. Im so high on candy right now and all i had today was chickfalay. #burnmeatthesteak. Once upon a time a lonely pillow. And this pillow was loved by Jacob Sartorius, everynight he would kiss his pillow cause hes only 2 years old. [input fuckboy picture]. And the fucking Grinch showed up like hey.  And then Steven Universe took a big old shit. milk.


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