ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀɪᴀɴɢᴜʟᴀʀ ᴏғғɪᴄᴇ

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Dipper woke up to the sound of knocking, he guesses he slept too long. Dipper climbed out of bed, starting to put on sweatpants. He walked to his door, opening it with a yawn. "Hey Kid!" Bill eagerly spoke. Dipper rubbed his eye, faintly looking up at Bills smile. "Hi Bill..What are you doing here?" Dipper looked out his door, then gestured Bill to come in. "Well since it's the weekend, I was thinking we could do something." Dipper came back from the kitchen, holding two cups of coffee and a plate of cookies. "Hm, sure I guess. Like where though." Dipper pointed his finger up. There was nice things in town but, it was still so small, so the attractions weren't as exciting. "I was thinking maybe my place?" Bill looked down the hall, trying to make no eye contact once so ever. "Um..Sure I guess, I wouldn't mind getting out of my hibernation anyways." They started to giggle. Bill then noticed to things while Dipper got distracted laughing. "How about I go get dressed?" Dipper thumbed his fingers to upstairs. Bill nodded, leaning back into his seat as Dipper skipped upstairs.
Dipper thought for a moment, he's going to Bills place,just them two, alone. After thinking of too many scenarios that could happen, he packed a condom, colon, and his phone charger just in case. You never know what could happen! Anyways, Dipper changed out of his pajamas and put on a silk dress with a black sweater, accompanied by his hip bag and phone. He took his keys from the table near the door, and met Bill outside. "Hey Kid, nice bag" Bill snickered. It was a nice bag he supposed. "Oh wow, thanks genius" Dipper rolled his eyes. He thought it was sooo cool. Apparently it wasn't in style as much. They made their way to Bills car parked on the pump. Bill opened the door on the passengers side for Dipper, "Here you go sir." "Thank you." Why was this man so nice? Bill closed the door and walked to the other side to his seat. They looked at each other for a minute...It was almost as of time stopped for a minute. Dipper turned away quickly, turning pink as the color of one of Mabel's pink dresses. Oh boy..who knew they'd both be this awkward on there 2 date?
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Oh my god, im really sorry this is short, I'm kinda busy since Christmas is like so fucking close. I'm really sorry, I'm really really sorry, I sometimes feel like I'm letting you guys down or something.