A/N so I'm going to be doing another 15 stupid riddles/jokes.
This first one was suggested by kira_the_bookworm.
1. What did the goldfish say when he hit the wall.
2. What time is it when the elephant sits on your fence.
3. Why is b always so cool.
4. Why did the boy bury his flashlight.
5. What does an envelope say when you lick him shut.
6. What doesn't get any wetter no matter how hard it rains.
7. What do babies and basketball players have in common.
8. What does an island and the letter T have in common.
9. What is faster hot or cold.
10. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team.
11. What side of cat has the most fur.
12. What is the Easter Bunny's favourite type of music.
13. Why did Santa Clause go to collage for music.
14. What are the best books to read during the holidays.
15. Why did the computer show up to work late.
Answers
1. Damn
2. Time to get a new fence
3. Because it's next to a c
4. Because it the batteries died
5. Nothing it just shuts up
6. Water
7. They both dribble
8. There both in the middle of water
9. Hot because you can catch a cold but you can't catch hot
10. Because she ran away from the ball
11. The outside
12. Hip hop
13. To improve his rapping skills
14. There's two answers: the lord of the five golden rings and Harry Potter and the Chamber of secret Santa's
15. Because it had a hard drive.
