We thought we killed Kenny

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(These are our REAL names, except for Tweek, but my real name is Kyle, and I have real friends named Kenny, Stan, Craig, and Eric. no joke. Kenny and Tweek have been friends since kindergarden, and me, Stan, Eric, and Kenny have known each other since 2nd grade.We all actually kinda look like the characters, the only one here who doesn't is Tweek. I would take a picture of all of us together and make a face reveal, but my mom said not to.)

Ok, we didn't kill Kenny

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Ok, we didn't kill Kenny.

Let me start from the beginning.

Me, Tweek, Kenny, Eric, Stan, and Craig were all at Eric's house, playing Minecraft. We were playing in survival mode and we had the settings as PvP (player vs player). We were all in two groups (group 1: Me, Tweek, and Kenny. group 2: Eric, Stan, and Craig). Kenny had been making fun of Eric, saying that he was terrible at the game (mostly because Eric kept getting blown up by creepers). Eric kept yelling at him and Craig would tell them to shut up.

Eventually, Kenny started to laugh at Eric, saying that he had been killed a total of 20 times and that he sucked at the game. Kenny does this to everyone, but Eric, of course, HATED to be called anything other than perfect.

Eric grabbed a baseball bat and hit Kenny with it. Kenny fell over and didn't move. Tweek stared to shake Kenny, Stan joined her. Then I stood up and walked over to Kenny. He wasn't pale or cold, just still. Stan and Tweek stood up and cornered Eric, they screamed "OMG!! ERIC, YOU KILLED KENNY!!!!!". I stood up and said "YOU BASTARD!!!". We started to yell at Eric while Craig picked up Kenny and took him into Eric's room.

We were all freaked out and scared that we had actually killed Kenny and that we would get blamed for the murder if he was dead. After two hours we heard a loud yell screaming "ERIC I'M GOING TO ******* END YOU!!!!!!!!". (sorry, no cussing)

Everyone lets out a sigh of relief. Tweek as Kenny ran downstairs and started to chase Eric. 

"Kenny's awake."

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