*6 months l8ter*
"hey dan wanna hang out" fil said
"ok let's go to da moviez" dan said
they went to the movies and they watched the emoji movie!!!!!🤠🤠😂😂😍😍🤣🤣🤤🤤🤤😔 (lol that movie is so good i luv it so much 11/10 would recommend!!)
"the laughing emoji is so fucking hot i would bang him no homo tho" fil said
"lol same but no homo tho" dan said
they went home and dan went to the bathroom and he saw one of pipers pregnancy tests on da sink so he wanted to see if he wus pregnant 🤰 AND HE WAS!!!!!!! but who was the father????????? was it fil? or jake??? or piper??????????? omg mayb it wus the laughing emoji 😂😂😂😂😂 HOELY FUKE!!! what ees he gonna do??? his bhabie is gonna look like an emoji 😪😍🐄😭😭😩😔
dan walks out of the bathroom and tells fil the news. fil thinks it's his bhabie but it's not.
*9 months later*
dan ees at the hospital with the laughing emoji and fil and piper and jake and lucien. he gives birth to his baby and he is shocked because it's not the laughing emojis bhabie. it's not fils or pipers or jakes or lucien's 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱they do a dna test on the bhabie and turns out it's the police man guy from subway surfers' bhabie. what a surprise!!! i can't believe it omcw!!!!!!!! (oh my cat whiskers😂)
the subway surfer police man is dead 😭😭 how ees tha bhabie gonna liv without his daddy!! oh no!!
lucien stabs the bhabie and he dies rip
they have a funeral for him and then dan and fil fuck in the funeral home bathroom and then they go to the tsn dance studio and practice for internationals 😆
