Aries:Breaking someone's nose.
Taurus:Ordering dozens Of pizza on the principals credit card.
Gemini:Changed their grades on the teacher's computer.
Cancer:Called the teacher a stupid cunt.
Leo: Got caught Watching Hentai during class.
Virgo:Hacked the school WiFi and disabled firewalls.
Libra:Snuck vodka into a water bottle,threw up in class.
Scorpio:Stalking a cute teacher outside of school.
Sagittarius:Brought their cat to school and it scratched someone.
Capricorn:Had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall.
Aquarius:Threatened someone with a pair of scissors.
Pisces:Pulled the fire alarm to get out of taking a test they didn't study for.
