Aries:"I crashed my motorbike"
Taurus:"this idiot forgot to stop for me when I was crossing the road"
Gemini:"I'm here with my friend"
Cancer:* I was cooking soup for my boyfriend and I spilled it all over me now I've got third degree burns*
Leo:*Someone called me ugly so I tried to punch them but I missed and hit the brick wall*
Virgo:"Uhm I work here"
Libra: " I had a panic attack
Scorpio:someone pushed me down the stairs*
Sagittarius:"this old lady was on her motor scooter and she was going so slowly so I told her to hurry up and she ran over my toe
Capricorn:* I was working really late 5 nights in a row and got sleep deprivation then I passed out*.
Aquarius:I was walking my mermaid then she pushed me down the well and i found myself in narnia
Pisces:my dog bit my arm
