Can you drink venom from a contaminated canister?
What if you're a bamboozling sheriff arresting a reptilian earthling from a strange planet?
Do heads explode?
Why staring at a 100-headed slender man could be ban when abducting everybody?
How can a compulsive gentleman cracksman rob an elephant's penis and run away from the laboratory?
How could you survive a wildfire that occurred in California in 2017?
Should an invisible earthling in the style of a half-man and half-goat genie grant you 45 trillion wishes a second?
Could the FBI track down a pedophile who has been sexually harassed by a killer shark?
Is "conurysysism" the next hypothetical conspiracy?
Secretly, conurysysism coincides through zobbed inaction.
My fellow debaters know how conurysysism could be a dangerous threat to humanity in common-sense hypothetical debates. Who will defeat the hypothetical this time?
ZOB!
I guessed every debater is right. Conurysysism is futile.
ZOB!
Thanks to the Zob Man, a symbol of hypothetical awareness, I'll shoot the Zob! Gun at him at reveal the correct answer.
Only more so.
Here are more hypothetical questions that each reader should debunk.
Do you slay an aging grandfather vying for death in the next 4 years?
ZOB!
Will you body slam with your Summo wrestlers in a welterweight championship?
ZOB!
Will ridiculous schemes involving each other kill everyone's buzz?
ZOB!
What is the deadliest part of your bedroom? Is it a zombie trying to haunt you? Or someone else who is eaten alive?
ZOB!
Will your entire body collapse in a split-second?
ZOB!
Could you hold your breath and pretend you're not pretending well into the next 7 or 8 years?
ZOB!
Can you go farting in public at the beach?
ZOB!
Will you embrace life after a previous automobile collision course?
ZOB!
Have you been involved in more bullying incidents each day?
ZOB!
Is peeing allowed at the zoological garden?
Yes
No
ZOB!
Would you be afraid when a newspaper photographer is MIA?
ZOB!
Has your family set their single-family home on fire?
ZOB!
Are you an introvert, an extrovert, or a pervert?
ZOB!
Can't touch this substance known as CALLEQUESTIALENCIENCEPHORRANCE. Why would everybody want to know what causes social buzzkills?
ZOB!
Have your passenger jet aircraft pilot been killed in an underwater sinkhole?
ZOB!
Why do people lose their missing throats? Do they not spear or sing at all?
ZOB!
My nephews, Drew and Alex, are being abducted by slender men. Why do these paranormal abductors kidnap them?
ZOB!
Can a doberman participate in a professional mudslide grudge match?
ZOB!
If I point my Zob! Gun at a pedophile silhouette, could more male predators carry their guns and shoot the pedophile silhouette in an effort to score points?
ZOB!
Will your bomb squad teammates implement plutonium inside a pedophile's male human brain in case his central nervous system explodes?
ZOB!
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ZOB!
HumorA zany, hilarious and always outrageous, yet hypothetical book of practical jokes, punchlines and questions concerning odious, super-psychological and dangerously bizarre anecdotes, Zob! takes readers to the uncharted world of human dilemmas and mys...
