I'm asleep; don't wake me. Oh no! Someone's flicking my pages. They're flapping like a dance to music. Please let me jog at least; slow down... I'm bored... I know! I'll read! Wow! I find myself quite funny. Waa, waa, waa! Everyone's laughing at me! I feel so sad.
At last, I can go to sleep. Aaaaaa..... Oh, ow! They're bending my ear. Ow, ow, ow! It feels so numb and crooked. Please let me sleep peacefully. Please, please, please. Hey! What's that they're shoving down my throat? It's a bookmark! Oh why, oh why can't they let me sleep? Oh, ow again! They shut my jaw. Why did they shut it so suddenly? It hurts my jaw so much. Now I can't go to sleep.