Meet Wise Master Carlee!
By: Annie
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"Wise Master Carlee, who are you?" I asked, in my favorite therapist pose. I had my right ankle on my left knee, with my chin resting in my hand.
"I'm Wise Master Carlee, you idiot," replied Wise Master Carlee.
"Tell me about yourself, why are you the way you are?" I asked in a calm voice.
"What've you been smokin'? You should leave before I Wise Master Carlee Kick your a*s," she said, petting her pet unitatoe.
Wise Master Carlee is the only person in existence to tame a unitatoe. She exceeds awesomeness!
"Did you hear me?! I said get out b*t*h!" said Wise Master Carlee, standing up from her thrown, made of buffalo wings.
"Okay... I think we're done for today," I said my voice cracking. I stood up from my chair and ran out of Wise Master Carlee's mansion/exotic breeding zoo/prison/home of wisdom, Wise Master Carlee using her wizard powers to slam the door behind me.
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