Ikea

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A/N by Annie

This chapter was suggested by Wise Master Carlee, and written creatively by me!

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"Unitatoe, go faster, There's a sale in the Narnia branch Ikea!" Yelled Wise Master Carlee, riding atop her majestic Unitatoe.

After riding faraway to a distant land, they finally found the right wardrobe. Wise Master Carlee swiftly took out her nunchucks disguised as a belt, and hit the wardrobe, claiming it as hers!

"Now, hurry up and close the dang door!" yelled Wise Master Carlee, spreading her wisdom, out shining Buddha! And of course, only Morgan Freeman could narrate the life of Wise Master Carlee.

Wise Master Carlee snapped her fingers and teleported her precious Unitatoe back home, and replaced it with her trusty Rainbow-Zebra-unicorn.

Wise Master Carlee ran off, leaving a trail of wisdom behind. She ran all the way to Ikea, not even stopping to see the hybrid people or the talking animals. She burst into the store and claimed all of the items in the store.

"Umm, you'll have to pay for all of it first, and it will cost a lot," said the cashier, obviously unaware of just how amazing and powerful Wise Master Carlee is.

"Excuse you, Ho! I'm wise Master Carlee, and you're fired and will spend the rest of your shift in my dungeon!" yelled Wise Master Carlee, causing all of the other costumers to applaud and weep at her greatness.

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And from then on, Wise Master Carlee owned Ikea!

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A/N

I forgot about this...

I do hope that you enjoyed this chapter.

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 27, 2014 ⏰

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