Tony, Tony

SEVENTEEN

"Mr. Tony, what are you up to?" Happy was back from his mysterious day spent with his "family" in "Phoenix."

"Don't bother me, Happy. I'm busy making an online dating profile with all the characteristics Pepper wants in a man, so I can set her up with me on a blind date."

"Is that a good...?" Tony shot Happy a glance that made it clear he had better not finish that sentence. "Good."

"Yes, it is a good plan, isn't it, Happy? I put down that I'm rich. I said I'm looking to settle down with a career minded woman who is smart. I said I'm a genius. Should I mention my parents? Probably not. Yeah, I'll take that part out. Might make me seem emotionally needy or something. Oh, and I named my profile Toby Snark. I think it's subtle."

But it wasn't subtle. Pepper's lawyer sent Stark a cease and desist letter which Tony proudly framed. All he saw was a letter from his one time lover, Pepper Potts.