Sans POV)
Sans: HEY I CAN SEE BLUE AND PURPLE and a guy fucking a goat?
Ghost: WHAT!
I see Purple and Blue walking into the park both with very tired looking expressions. Blue is wearing some sort of athletic clothes but he does track so I guess its fine but its winter how does he not get cold? Purple, of course, is wearing some style of Koreaboo clothing (maybe even listening to it while writing this >:).
Sans: Hey Purple is that prescription glasses?
Purple: Huh no it's just to go along with the outfit.
What is the point of wearing glasses if they have no purpose of use to you? Whatever, its a style for him. Wait did I forget something the basket with the food in it GOSH DANGIT. (Sans turns around to Ghost worriedly)
Sans whispers: Ghost I think I forgot about the basket.
Ghost: I brought the basket don't worry.
Sans: You're the best!
Ghost: I mean it was really nothing I just brought a basket along.
(Sans puts his arms around ghost and attempts to kiss him on the cheek)
Ghost: HEY HEY CALM YOUR SELF THERE BUDDY.
(Ghost pushes Sans off him)
(They both turn around)
From what I can see is that Purple and Blue were watching that. (I feel my own face burning in embarrassment).
(Purple and Blue look at each other holding back laughter)
Purple: You guys need a room or something?
Blue: Yea.
Ghost: NO WE WERE JUST JOKING AROUND ITS GUYS BEING GUYS OKAY.
Purple: Ghost no need to get all defensive we both know that-
(Blue cover Purple's mouth)
Blue: (laughs nervously) We both know that your such a straight person ya very straight.
Sans: OKAY, can we now just all sit down and talk while eating I'm getting hungry.
(Ghost pulls out the basket full of food with some paper cups and plates)
Ghost: CRAP IM ONE SANDWICH SHORT!
Blue: Purple and I can just share one.
(Purple looks up from his phone)
Purple: Huh yeah I wouldn't mind sharing I only eat half of it anyway.
(Ghost puts the sandwiches on the plates carefully)
How does he handle something so delicately when I see him bang his heads on desks 25/8. Apparently, Ghost is pretty good at making sandwiches, the flavors worked well.
(Purple pulls out a little bento box)
Sans: That better not be some Asian crap.
Purple: No, you think I would come to a meet up without a dessert for all of us, it may be lunch but that doesn't mean we can't have dessert.
Ghost: What did you make?
(Purple pulls out four pieces of strawberry shortcake)
Sans: FRUIT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN DESSERTS!
Purple: Please just try it I made it with a different recipe this time.
(everyone takes a piece and takes a bite)
Purple looks like he is about to explode in anxiousness. This is actually really good even though it has fruit in it.
Ghost: it's REALLY GOOD! you're going to have to give me the recipe for that.
Sans: It is good even though it has fruit.
Blue: (still eating the cake pushing more into his mouth)
Purple: I'm glad you liked it!
( they all help each other clean up)
Sans: Okay thank you for coming here!
Blue and Purple: Thank you for inviting us!
(Purple and Blue walk away together in the same direction)
Ghost: you think those two could date?
Sans: Nah Purple has someone else.
(Ghost and Sans walk home hand in hand)
