Kakashi X Obito (Request Box Open)

Five

"Shit-! No!" Obito yelled as he was sexually harassed, ravenette tried to pry off the hands on him"I am not wearing that thing!" he wanted to laugh but that's not how a person oppressed was supposed to act. He knew he would wear the corset, sooner or later, but he's just going to make this difficult for Kakashi because the silver-haired is an ass on every other occassion.

"Ohhh pleaaase."

"No is no, I am doing the dishes now you lazy, good-for-nothing-ass should help me instead of trying to get in my pants." the Uchiha scolded his fiance, but he was stubborn behind closed doors of their house.

"Why do you even assume what I bought you was corset?"

"Because it was you who gave me that present." Actually Obito wouldn't be surprised if it was something else, but one guess and look into Kakashi's got him fully sure what it was.  It must've been some kind of erotic shit. Not that Obito minded actually - how many times he was crossdressing; he can't count it all by now.

"But it's not corset-" and he was being honest, it was erotic lingerie, but the look on Obito's face made him cut off his sentence. "Fine, what did you get me?"

"Oh, what? I would give it to you today, since it's the First Day of Christmas... but you wait until the Twelfth."

"Whaaa~?"

"You were late-!" Obito said in the same sweet tone as Kakashi did, then he yelped startled and glared. "Hands. Off. My. Apron's. Knot." he uttered slowly, eyes daring but not in the titillating or salacious way, he felt warm hands of his fiance leave his backside completely and they did not return to touch him... for now. "Not tonight, I have cooking to finish." Uchiha stated and looked away from the Hatake.

"Why though?"

"I'm inviting Sasuke and Itachi over, which means they'll end up dragging Shisui and Izumi along."

"How does it happen that whenever you try to invite one person over, there comes five?"

"Five?"

"So you're saying your cousin Mikoto isn't going to burst into your house this Christmas? And you're saying that whenever you're trying to make birthday party or whatever else you want to celebrate and try to get into it Gai, it ends up with bringing into this Anko, Raidou, Genma and Asuma?" He didn't name Kurenai because she doesn't like the official events as well and everybody knows that when Anko says that nothing tastes good (despite it being even Obito's or Kushina's cooking), dresses her coat and says to get something sweet and asks Asuma if he wants some sweetness too, she's going for the Yuhi.

Asuma still didn't find connection between sweet and Kurenai that was always dragged at the party by Mitarashi. By the way - she made the best excuses. Obito and Kakashi were masters of the bad ones - and she was actually making them so believable that nobody could tell apart truth from lie with the purple-haired.

But back at the topic.

"Right, I've forgotten about her. Since I'm engaged to you at least I don't have to see Fugaku's disapproving face at everything I do." Obito grinned and then tried to repeat the expression Fugaku once had when he saw the Hatake kissing his wife's favourite cousin. Kakashi had few weaknesses and mostly it was going around Obito so obviously he laughed at Obito's ministrations that weren't nearly as funny as the face Fugaku made. The greatest and the worst weapon and power Obito had was power to cockblock him and sadly he was skilled user of it just like of everything else.

"Fine." Kakashi huffed and pulled his mask down while he leaned over the counter next to Obito doings, he was counting to at least get a kiss. Who said that Obito wasn't merciful? They shared a soft, tender kiss. The lips were as usual soft, with a faint taste of something very sweet on them. Humming Kakashi recognized the taste pleased. "You taste chocolate."