Twas' the Maxwell* before Christmas, when all through the house, not a your mom** was stirring , not even a mouse.
The Maxwells' were twerking, all snug in their beds. While visions of gruel danced in their heads.
Then out on the sewage plant, there arose such a clatter. I regurgitated from the stool to see what was the matter.
When what to my prefrontal lobe should appear, but a miniature mystery hair and 21 voluptuous reindeer!
With a slurp old schlag ball***, so squishy and quick, I knew in a moment it was St. Nick.
As I drew in my head and was turning around, down the chimney Jimin**** thrusted with bound.
He spoke not a grunt, but went straight to his work, and filled all the doggos, then screamed with a jerk.
And laying his nipple aside of his nose, and giving a nod, up the pipes he rose.
And I heard him wagging, ere he jerked out of sight.*****
*Maxwell is a kid in my school. He is one of those kids who is annoying but sometimes funny. He is also one of the kids who always talks about memes 24/7 (pretty fucking annoying)
**Your mom is what my friends and give to you as a response to almost any question other than what are you eating and what are you doing.
***Schlagball is a funny sounding Swedish sport.
****Jimin is one of the most beautiful humans on earth.
*****I can't believe you actually read this...
I honestly don't know why I put this on here but as BTS once said,"yolo yolo yolo yo, yolo yolo yo, squandering fun squandering squandering fun." Part of it has to do with what I just said. Bye.
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Twas The Night Before Christmas?
HumorI dont know anymore, I was bored with my friends at school and our teacher gave us a mad lib thing. Jimin. Hehehehe.