Hi my name is Richard Tyson and I have short gold hair (that's not how I got my name) with brown streaks and brown tips that reaches my neck and icy grey eyes like physics test papers and a lot of people tell me I look like a daddy (AN: if u don't know who said dat get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Dave Mercer but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a physics teacher but my love interests are straight and white. I have moderately tanned white skin. I'm also a daddy, and I go to a grammar school called Bluecoat in England where I teach the seventh year (I'm actually 26 but stress has made me look old asf). I'm a teacher (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly blue. I love topman and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a light blue shirt with matching white buttons on it and black pants, rolled up and black flats. I was wearing clear pink lipstick, tan foundation, black eyeliner and a fake beard. I was walking outside Bluecoat's. It was always raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of other teachers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Richard!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was.... Dave Mercer!
"What's up Dave?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my chemistry squad call me and I had to go away.
