AN: stop f,aing ok Doctor lawell is a daddy 2 a lot of ppl in englsh skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no dr wild iant kristian plus dr lawl isn't really in luv wif richard dat was mr adamson ok!
I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Dayve had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS DOCTR LAWel but it was xxdarklordbiologist666xx. He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY CHIN HURTS!" and then..... his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
I stopped. "How did u know?"
"I saw it! And my chin turned back into the twink beard!"
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a beard anymore!" I shouted.
"I do but Will Work Out For Bacon changed it into a pentagram tattoo for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my chin hurt and it turned back into the twink beard! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Dave.... Wilko has him bondage!"
Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Dr Wilde and Mr Luis and DOCTOE LAWELK were there too. They were going to Childwall Comp after they recovered cause they were good teachers and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with a tiny budget and lots of hot daddys. Pennington had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway dr lawl came into my hospital bed holding a Costa hot chocolate.
"Riccard i need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the coffee.
"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate costa hot chocolate anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped. Dr Lwell had been mean to me before for being gottik.
"No Richard." Dick ter Lawell says. "That's not a Costa hot chocolate."
"What, are they goffs too you latin teaching prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me a costa hot chocolate.
"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Tag Your Tysons p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by dr wild and mr Louis." Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently.
"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.
He pointed at the costa hot chocolate. "This isn't a costa hot chocoalattt." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered 'Waits at the window, wearing the face That she keeps in a jar by the door Who is it for! .
"That's not a spell that's a testostertone song." I corrected him wisely.
"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mr emery fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for nicola I love you girl!) foro theo benefito ofo mro kiteo!"
And then the costa hot chocolate turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn't a prep.
"OK I believe you now wtf is Dave?"
Dr Lawell rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.
"U c, Dickchard," pennignton said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?"
"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU CRUSTY OLD HEADTEACHNG FUCK!" Dickter Lawl yelled. pENNIGNnton lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back.
Dr lowell stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, mistr pennygunnnnn!"
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a light blue shirt that wasn't all ripped on the ends. There was some checkered stuff on the front. Then I put on a boring tie and black thigh-highs with pictures of Jean And The Gang on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Double PeneTyson from Tag Your Tyson's (if u don't know who he iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.
"You look kawai, boi." Mrs Elliot said sadly. "Fangs (geddit) you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists entirely unnecessarily feeling totally depressed and I drank a lot of coffee. I cried again in the science office and put my purple Chucky shades on so Dr Wild and Mr Loois couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes. xxdarklordbiologist was in his dumb prep biology classroom. He looked all depressed because Dave had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Dave. He was drinking some coffee from a stupid looking pun mug.
"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually said way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Mr Clayton had beautiful not-red gothic eyes so much like Daves. Then... we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Mrs Holland who was watching us and so was everyone else.
"xxdarklordbiologistxx you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Dave!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily.
Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY BEARDED CHIN HURTS!" and then..... his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
"NO!" I ran up closer.
"I thought you didn't have a beard anymore!" I shouted.
"I do but Will Work Out For Bacon changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Dave.... Wiklinson has him bondage!"
SPECIAL FANGZ 2 NICOLA MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111
HEY NICOLA DO U KNOW WHERE MY TEST PAPERS A
