AN: I sed stup flaming ok richards name is RIHCAD nut gary stu OK! DAVE IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
"DAVE!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
Dave didn't answer but he stopped walking. I stopped walking too, curiously.
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.
"Richard?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Dave leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic brown eyes (he wasn't wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.
And then... suddenly just as I Dave kissed me passionately. Dave climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against the library doors. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my blue tie. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then....
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was.............PENNIGNTON!!!!!!
