Party Hard

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Sam and Kelly's dads go out on a fishing trip in which they planned to go to together.

While heading out, they told their daughters.

Make sure you two don't do anything rowdy. And make sure when we get back this place will remain spotless. You got that?

Yeah, yeah, potato, tomato and all that crap I never hear of.

They left their house, but the night was only young.

Sam takes the telephone and calls out operation, PARTY TIME BITCHES!
Every teen from every house sneak out of their houses to join Sam's party, including Nathaniel and the Jasons themselves.

Sam's house is really big though. It's a 2 floor house packed with an indoor pool and a water bed. I for one want to live in here, but I just can't help feeling lonely without CJ.

I got near the Jasons and Chandler opened up a new topic to talk about while we were drinking liquor and alcohol. I got increasingly drunk, saying random shit to them. They said.

Aw, Nathan's slowly turning into one of us. Don't worry you'll get used to it.

Sam then appeared out of nowhere and told us...

Get into the living room, rich dicks. There's gonna be something good. Get there ASAP like right now.

Fine, fine Sam.

-------------------Big Fun---------------------
A song sung by the students of Eastwood High, partying and doing all random crap they want in Sam's house along with Kelly.

Dad says 'act your age'
You heard the man, it's time to rage

(BLAST THE BASS TURN OUT THE LIGHTS, AIN'T NOBODY HOME TONIGHT)

Drink, smoke it's all cool
Let's get naked in my pool

(PUNCH THE WALL AND START A FIGHT, AIN'T NOBODY HOME TONIGHT)

(Sam and Kelly fall into the pool)

His folks got a water bed
Come upstairs and rest your head

Let's rub each other's backs
While watching porn on Cinemax

The folks are gone
It's time for big fun
(Big fun!)

We're up till' dawn
Having some big fun
(Big fun!)

When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet
It's big fun
(Big fun Big fun Wooh!)

(Nathaniel gets really drunk and gets tips from McNamara on how to make the perfect martini)

Okay, so it's salt, and then lime, and then shot!

No it's salt then lime and---

(Chandler appears out of nowhere and says the process is wrong)

You're doing it wrong, dumbass!

Really? 'Cause I feel great.

(Nathaniel falls but is caught by a beautiful girl)

Woah, Nathaniel you are looking good tonight!

(Nathaniel looks really happy)

Woah, a hot girl smiled at me
Without a trace of mockery
(BLAST THE BASS TURN OUT THE LIGHT, AIN'T NOBODY HOME TONIGHT)

(Nathan sees stoners holding a roll of weed and gets even excited)

Stoned, smoke I should quit
Hey is that weed? I want a hit!
(PUNCH THE WALL AND START A FIGHT, AIN'T NOBODY HOME TONIGHT)

(Nathan inhales from the weed, getting high)

Dreams are coming true
When people laugh but not at you
I'm not alone, I'm not afraid
I feel like Bono at Live Aid!

The house is ours
It's time for big fun
(Big fun!)

Let's use their showers
That sounds like big fun
(Big fun)

(Nathan dances around and sees a couple making out)

Crack open one more case

I think that's what they call third base

(BIG FUN BIG FUN BIG FUN WOOH!)

(Just as Nathan was drinking cola, Marco comes in happily as he was fooled by the forged letter)

Ah, Marco, I can't believe you came😅

It's exciting right? Oh I wanna say hello to Sam, I brought sparkling cider!

(The Jasons look at the relationship of Marco and Nathaniel and cunningly smile)

Marco Dumptruck in the flesh

Here comes the cootie squad
We should---

Shut up Jason!

Sorry Jason

Look who's with him
Oh my God

Dang dang diggety dang a dang
Dang dang diggety dang a dang

(Marco wonders where the hell Sam is and wanders around the raving house full of rowdy teens)

Showing up here took some guts
Time to rip em' out

(Duke toys with a giant stuffed toy pig and compares it to Marco)

Well who's this pig remind you of
Especially the snout
Ha!

Dang dang diggety dang a dang
Dang dang diggety dang a dang

(Marco sees Sam and tries talking to her)

Aw, hi Sam
Thanks for having the time to write me that sweet letter.

(Marco shows the letter to Sam)

What letter?

(Sam rips the letter to shreds as she is confused)

Why do you have to be so weird all the time
No one would hate you so much if you didn't act like that all the time

(Marco is left upset by her response and Sam grabs the apple cider from Marco's hands)

(She takes a quick drink but quickly spits out the liquid from her mouth, looking disgusted)

There's no alcohol in here, are you trying to poison me?

(Sam furiously pins Marco to the wall while Marco blushes)

Dang dang diggety dang a dang
Dang dang diggety dang a dang
Dang dang diggety dang a dang
Dang dang diggety dang a dang

The folks are gone
It's time for big fun
(Big fun!)

We're up till' dawn
Having some big fun
(Big fun!)

So let the speakers blow
They'll buy another stereo

Our folks have got no clue
About the shit their children do

Why are they surprised whenever were unsupervised

It's big fun
(Big fun)
It's big fun
(Big fun)
It's big fun
(Big fun)

(Wooh!)

WORDS FROM THE AUTHOR
PARTY HARD AND GET READY FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER
JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW, THE NEXT CHAPTER IS GONNA GET... ROWDY.
WELL HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED
CUZ THE NEXT CHAPTER IS A DOOZY
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