Jasons

Fitting in as a Jason

Wowie, I feel hot with my new clothes. And so many girls are looking at me. Even my mom and dad are happy for me because I look super good with my new look. And Marco is happy too.

So many girls are sending me letters, I keep reading them, and all of them contained one common phrase.

"I LOVE YOU NATHANIEL!!!"

I just keep getting flattered but...
I don't know if I could live normally like this.
I don't want to be a dickhead forever...
I mean, it is fun that so many people are out there saying...
"Oh my God, Nathaniel!"

I just, don't wanna live like that...

As always, lunch time, Jasons must go to there designated cafeteria table.

While I was getting lunch, Marco purposely bumped into me.
I turned around and his face was red like a tomato.
Marco? What's up!?

Umm... Sam is really looking good today. Uh, I really liked her since I was a kid. I know Nathan, she is kind of a bitch to you, but to me, she's someone else.

I was confused but I gave him some advice...

Dude... Man up. If you want her so bad, then say that you love her. If she says no, then deal with it. There's still plenty of girls to go with. C'mon give it a shot.

Uh, I'll try. Thanks Nathan.

Anytime, dude.

It turns out, the Jasons were actually standing in line in front of me.

We got to the table and discussed all the stuff that's been going through with our life.

Chandler was as stuck up as ever, Duke was quiet and McNamara was cheerful.

Then Chandler opens up a new topic.

So, Nathaniel, I heard you figured out who Marco Dumptruck has a crush on.

Hey don't call him Dumptruck, he has feelings too you know?

I don't care... I want you to forge another letter for me. Call it my boon for doing you a favor.

I want you to make a forged love letter.

What? For who?

For Sam, obviously dumbass! Stop pulling on my dick Nathaniel! If you want your reputation to be safe then follow everything I say.

McNamara shows sympathy for me. But supports Chandler's words.

Just do what she says, Nathan, it'll be over before you know it. 😋

But... Who do you want me to give it to?

Hmm... Good question.

Give it to your best fucking friend. Marco Dumptruck.

I was surprised.

What the hell!? But I can't betray my friend.

Do you want me to destroy your status, I can do it right now you know?

But...

No buts, a Jason never contradicts to their leader.

And put it as a love letter/ invitation to Sam's party. He'll be so surprised he'd jump for joy.

Duke jokes...

Yeah, she'd jump so hard the whole campus would break down.

But...

I TOLD YOU KNOW FUCKING BUTS!!!

----------------- Candy Store----------------
This song is about the Jasons inviting me to their sweet lifestyle or else they'd destroy my personal reputation.

Are we gonna have a problem?
You've got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick!?

I'd normally punch your face off
And everyone here can watch
But I'm feeling nice
So here's some advice
Listen up, biotch!

(I like) Looking hot, buying stuff they cannot
(I like) Drinkin' hard, maxin' dad's credit card
(I like) Skippin gym, scaring him, screwing them
(I like) Killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose

If you lack the balls you can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
(Woah!)
Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke
Once you step in there's no going back

(Woah, woah, woah!)

Baby, whatcha' waiting for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove you're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

(Girls fall) At your feet, pay the check, help you cheat
(All you) Have to do, say goodbye to Shamu
(That freak's) Not your friend I can tell in the end
(If he) Had your shot, he would leave you to rot!

'Course if you don't care, find go braid his hair, maybe Sesame Street is on
(Woah!)
Or forget that creep, and get in my jeep, let's go tear up someone's lawn
(Woah Woah Woah!)

Honey, whatcha' waiting for?
Step inside my candy store
You just gotta prove you're not a pussy anymore
So step into my candy store

You can join the team
(Or you can bitch and moan)
You can live the dream
(Or you can die alone)
You could fly with eagles let's not make this dim
Keep on testing me and end up like him!

(Nathan hands over the letter to Marco and turns red and runs away happily)

The Jasons grin maliciously as Nathan is finally pronounced as one of them.

(Duke sings the chorus but gets slapped by Chandler for stealing his thunder)

Woah! Honey, whatcha' waiting for---
Shut up Jason!

Welcome to my candy store!
Time for you to prove you're not a lame ass anymore.
So step into my candy store!
(It's my candy store, it's my candy)
(It's my candy store, it's my candy)
(It's my candy store, it's my candy store!)

(WOAH!)

Nathaniel is deeply shocked by what he did but Chandler congratulates him. Saying that he is finally one of them.

No this isn't right.

What's right and what's not only depends on who says it. I say it's right.
But now you're finally one of us, there's no turning back now.

While walking to their table, Nathan comes across a girl who seems to be a loner but is actually really attractive.

The girl berates Nathan for betraying his best friend.

Hmm... Another Jason, I presume? For being one of them, you seem to be against Chandler's ideas. Nonetheless your actions against your best friend are unforgivable to me, but who cares? Do I look like I care? Personally if I were you, I'd quit.

What? Who the hell are you?

I won't tell you my name. Society in this school is flawed anyway. Only one organization controls it. You're lucky to be one of the organization, pretty boy. It's best I should get going, Chandler's looking pretty angry at you. Ta ta, pretty boy.

Who was that girl? For some reason, her way of words struck my heart. I... Like her.

Nathaniel! Were you talking to that commoner lonely ass bitch? Forget that. We still have to discuss what we're gonna do to Mr. Dumptruck at Sam's party.

Just as Chandler says those words, the two twats suddenly appear and invites everyone to their party at Sam's home.

Yo people! Party. My place. Tonight!
There's gonna be drinks, alcohol, and lots of drinks!

Strictly, no geeks or nerds or any freshmen allowed, only seniors, people!

The girl from earlier then cuts through their words.

Society crumbles at the look of shitty assholes like you two.

Then things got even worse, they fought.

-WORDS FROM THE AUTHOR-
HEATHERS IS LAIFU. HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER!