"This might come as a bit of a shock, but we're wizards. We've come to invite you to our school, Hogwarts." They braced themselves for the dreadful things that were sure to come. The evil grin. The wand flipping out. The cruel laughter of mini Voldemort as he blasted out their brains. Instead, he just shrugged.
"Eh. It's not the craziest thing I've heard so far. Just so you know, I'm probably going to destroy the school in the first week."
"Ha! I knew it!" Harry exclaimed in his British accent. "He just admitted to wanting to destroy us!"
"Not really. It's just that I've been kicked out of every school I've been to. I've only managed to stay at Goode because my stepdad teaches there."
"I assure you," Gandalf said, "you won't be blowing up Hogwarts anytime soon."
"I might as well go. You guys don't look like you'll take no for an answer. For example, mini-me here is a prime example. He looks like he wants to kill me and we only met today."
Sirius chuckled. "That's another thing you need to know. Your grandfather-"
"Mother's or father's side?"
"Mother's" Minimort sighed. He looked relieved. How dare he? His grandfather killed Harry's parents! He shouldn't be relieved.
"Your grandfather is an evil wizard who is a mass murderer who killed my parents." Harry shot at Minimort.
A look of realization came over his face.
"So that's why you hate me soo much, but still. It's wrong to judge people by their ancestors. Just so you know, I'm not an evil mass murderer."
Just the thing a mass murderer would say! That proves it.
"So what about my grandfather?"
"He was banished years ago by Harry here but returned a year ago. We suspect that he is going to try to recruit for his army of Death Eaters." Dumbledore answered.
Minimort began laughing for some reason. "Wait. Did you just say Death Eaters? Who would want to eat Thanos?" He said between giggles. Once he composed himself, he gestured for them to continue.
"We are inviting you to come to Hogwarts."
Minimort giggles at the name of their school. But soon replied. "Sure, I'll go."
"Really?" Lupin questioned. Percy just was soon chill throughout this entire thing.
"Sure. Why not? It's not like you'll take no for an answer. Let me just go pack my bag." He looked down at the duffel bag in his hand. "Well, I'm packed. Let's go."
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Voldemort's grandson
FanfictionWell what if Voldemort had a daughter called sally Riddle, but she was sorted into Ravenclaw, he declared her a disappointment to the Riddle name. He soon over looked that but what if she got married to a man she thought was a muggle but turned out...
