Sent out to Victory's Plain

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Here I was, In the same room as a lunatic with twinkies all over him. I couldn't say anything. I was speechless for the first time in my life.

                                   "tho, do you love me yet?"

                                       "Sollux, what the fuck.." 

Fuck, he started wiggling his eyebrows. Damn, was he serious?

                                       "Notice me thenpai"

                                "Do you mean this shit?"

                                          "Yeth"

Just like that, he started singing 'All II want for Chrii2tma2 ii2 you'. I was standing there dumbfounded, and he got up. With twinkies still in his mouth, he kissed me.

                       "The ship hath thailed."

                     "yes, yes it has"

Suddenly, I could hear a high-pitched screeching from the vent in the corner. My child-hood friend Seraphine came out along with Nepeta. Holy dipnuggets how did they get in there? 

                      "I SHIPSSSSS ITTTTTTTTTT." They both said in unison.

                                   How in the fuck..?

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