Apple
- is cleaning up trash by the street.
- is super sketchy.
- smells like turnips.
- follows you down the street.
- well, tries to follow you down street but dies ten minutes later.
Samsung
- meet him in the dentist.
- he's your dentist.
- he's so good he doesn't wear a mask.
- sneezes in your mouth.
- really embarrassed.
- but it's okay because you were into it.
Google Pixel
- you notice him at the gym.
- he swole af.
- he smirk at you with those Sergey lips.
- so smexy, much wow.
- you have a one night stand and get wasted on margaritas.
- he actually texts you back, wow.
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