Apple
- it's like kissing a dying fish.
- literally the laziest person in the world.
- headphones get caught in your mouth.
- oh wait no they don't.
- you have to buy Bluetooth ones
- fuck you too, apple.
Samsung
- is actually really sweet.
- wow this may be the best part.
- knows how to get in all the right places with his tongue.
- because he's a dentist, ya know.
- not because he's a psycho murderer or anything.
- tbh idk how making out works i'm ten and use the word wanton way to much in my writing.
Google Pixel
- throws you into the back of his red pickup truck.
- you're now in every country song all at once.
- (nope, Jk. His pandora had just turned on)
- or maybe not.
- you're actually in West Virginia.
- he's your cousin.
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