A Chilling Story of a Poor and Cold Woomy (from CallieMacN's Discord Server)

Part 1: The Freezing

There we all were, sitting in the room playing our Switches, Skyfi, MickeyPhorGens, and everyone else. Me? No. I was sitting in a corner that was extremely cold and windy, I call it California. Anyway, I was standing in my corner poking Moister and watching everyone else have fun while I was trying to survive. Some time passed and then I got so cold, I completely froze, then the wind knocks me over and shatters me into pieces. Sky and Mickey both looked back at me, "Oh no, Computeristic's dead." said Sky, "Oh noo!" yelled Mickey. Then I heard someone walking towards my shattered, frozen body. It was Ghoul, and he was holding a broom. "Oh no." I thought. Ghoul sweeps me up and dumps me into the trash can. "Welp, what now?" I thought to myself. Some time passes and I finish defrosting, then Moister walks up to the trash can in a scrub and looks down at me. "Hi..." He says. "Really?" I reply. "What?" He asks. "Aren't you going to try and put me back together or something or are you just in a scrub?" I ask. "I don't know." Moister replies, then he walks around the corner and disappears mysteriously. "What is up with that guy?" I asked myself. I tried calling for help but no one came to help me. More time passes and I hear someone else walking towards me. It was Callie! She didn't see me though, she just threw away a plate and walked away. "Thanks for the gift!" I said. Then Callie looks back in my direction. "Who's there?" Callie asked. "Me, I'm in the trash can." I answer. She walks over and looks at my dismembered body, "How did you get in there?" She asked. "California, that's how." I answer. "Well you have fun in there." She says, Callie then walks off and I am once again left alone. I try to put myself back together and spend 5 hours doing so. Eventually, I am reassembled. I walk out into the room to get back at Callie, but nobody is there. "Hm, I guess everyone left. Oh well, now I can get some sleep." I say to myself. I hop into bed and fall asleep almost immediately. The next morning arrived and I was still dismembered and in the trash can. "Wait, it was all A DREAM?!" I said to myself. I scream in anger and someone heard it, they walked towards me, wait, that's not any normal person, its Sotiri! "I don't even want to ask." Sotiri says. "I don't think you want to know." I reply. "So uhh, do you need any help?" He asks. "Oh, yes, thank you. I need to get myself out of here and back together." I answer. He takes me out of the trash can and gives me a roll of duct tape. "How will this help?" I ask. "There's nothing some duct tape cant fix! YYEEAAAHHH!!" Sotiri replies. Sotiri walks away and I thank him for his help. I managed to tape myself together in about 3 hours. "Okay, got that problem solved, now I need to get revenge on Callie. But how?" I ask myself.