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Sirius: Harry, did you get your present?

Harry: What present?

Sirius: Oh, just this old thing*firebolt*

Harry: Surely you can't be serious!

Sirius: I AM SIRIUS!

Harry: Oof, come on, really?

Sirius: Ever since your mum and dad were gone, I had to make sure you're raised right and LOOP-IN some dad jokes.

Remus: You called?

Harry: You seriously did NOT just tag-team a dad joke.

Albus: Oh, he dumbleDID Harry.

Harry: Not you too!

Snape: You'll never e-SNAPE a good dad joke, Mr. Potter.

Snape: Get it, Mr. Potter, I used my name as a pun too.

Sirius: *sigh* well, it was fun while it lasted.



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